If life is a classroom, Twitter is the chalkboard.?
The main point of Twitter is that there isn't one. You can say whatever you want, whenever you want. While that can cause a ton of problems, it also allows for people to say what they're truly feeling and thinking, which can be very relatable. I mean, where else on the internet can you scroll through a string of emojis typed by Cher, vitriol from the president, and a video of a baby in a wig.
Given the sheer number of tweets, it can be incredibly easy to miss the good ones, but don't worry here are some of the greatest tweets of this year.?
Scroll. Enjoy. Retweet, if you'd like. Twitter is your oyster.?
1. Where better to have true horse girl discourse than on dear ol' Twitter??
me: honestly i just wish twitter was more positive and everyone would stop hating on each other, just mute accounts they don’t like and move on
me after two drinks: horse girls don’t deserve rights— viking (@notviking) January 5, 2019
2. Cher stays extremely relatable.
I Need To Shoot My Phone
— Cher (@cher) January 8, 2019
3. This is my favorite picture of Keanu Reeves, hands down.
RT if u love keanu reeves pic.twitter.com/yRK3Qg7WNX
— slime (@slimedisciple) June 29, 2019
4. Check, mates!?
I hope they realize she can move in any direction. pic.twitter.com/I4N7M3jpsU
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 4, 2019
5. As a gay, I can confirm this theory.?
english teachers are the first gay allies you meet in ur life
— ???? ? (@kobychill) June 29, 2019
6. No academic institution could come close to the lessons she just learned.
10/10 would recommend pic.twitter.com/MGL9bhkQXK
— harry (@doztec) January 4, 2019
.7. "Chick-Fil-ationship" is going straight into my Rolodex, thanks, Mitch.
Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and these two employees were flirting at the table next to me (guess they were off shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a date and she said “it would be my pleasure” and I think I just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil-ationship
— Mitch (@Mitchellford91) June 13, 2019
8. Imagine if this turned up at the foot of your bed at 3 AM.
Dear girlfriends and wives, pls hang ur wigs where the kids can't reach....
I nearly collapsed last night in my own house.....I thought it was Amardiorha pic.twitter.com/NNXOhuDkPg— Ashola Ilie (@MrAshola) April 5, 2019
9. A handy guide on how to skirt the "I don't want kids" backlash.
Telling people “I don’t want kids”:
-“You’ll change your mind one day”
-“When you meet the right person...”
-“You don’t understand, you’re not a parent”
Telling people “My bloodline ends with me”
-Dramatic
-Your bloodline feels sacred and mystical
-Vaguely threatening— ? Jemima Crow ? (@Skelpyy) April 24, 2019
10. Let's get Adele on the phone and have her come up with a new English name for "milkshake."
Disappointed a milkshake is just called a milkshake in the UK. I would've guessed it was something real perverted like a curd sweetie or lovie cream
— bernie will win (@lukeoneil47) May 23, 2019
11. There's something about being in the airport security line that just makes anxiety hit differently.?
me: has never done cocaine
me walking through airport security: oh god what if i have cocaine in my bag— claire (@cloxic) June 25, 2019
12. Including this tweet in this roundup on Mashable.com is...kind of meta.?
Unclear why we’re all still using this site when the worst case scenario for a tweet is it ruins your entire life and the best case scenario is it ends up on a Mashable list of sassiest replies to the IHOP account
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 25, 2019
13. Hue Neutron just about sums up mobile ads.
mobile ads when u touch 0.0001cm away from the x button pic.twitter.com/4jkeathMdR
— lucy,, (@curledbitch) November 23, 2019
14. The moment we all discovered "Maclunkey!" in Star Wars.
In the Disney+ version of Star Wars Greedo now shouts "MACLUNKEY" before getting shot. This is now my favorite version because why the hell not? MACLUNKEY! #starwars #maclunkey pic.twitter.com/k1XmP8wAZT
— Eric Fell (@ericfell) November 12, 2019
15. When we laughed about Cedric Diggory getting killed in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
I am:
?? a man
?? a woman
? Cedric Diggory’s Father
And that’s:
? MY SON
? MY BOOOOOOY— Glenn (@Shenaniglenns) October 28, 2019
16. Midsommar meets RuPaul's Drag Race
someone arrest me for making this. pic.twitter.com/jqcoArl0O9
— Andrew (@ajhmate) October 28, 2019
17. Kawhi Leonard — Fun Guy
no one:
a mushroom: pic.twitter.com/y76f8hF0L1— Anna (@annnnabarnes) October 26, 2019
18. *Boomer anger intensifies*
Middle age white women when an employee working for minimum wage tells them their coupon’s expired pic.twitter.com/ucXFm2K2Yh
— Jonathan Jacobo (@Colin_Field_) September 16, 2019
19. Twitter gays will never forget when Lady Gaga just *forgot* her third full length studio album
i don’t remember ARTPOP
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) November 11, 2019
20. Make. It. Make. Sense.?
Uber eats calculating your total at checkout https://t.co/fDDGbTMSXG
— bobby (@Grandpa) December 12, 2019
21. Popeyes dragging Chick-Fil-A through the dirt with their chicken sandwich return announcement earned a collective gasp from Twitter
Y’all…the sandwich is back Sunday, November 3rd. Then every day. ?? pic.twitter.com/JDxyCIv0zz
— Popeyes Chicken (@PopeyesChicken) October 28, 2019
Parts of this list were featured in "The best tweets of 2019 (so far)" earlier this year.
